By Ken Westhues
Published in 1998
Glasgow is no utopia. It has its share of rifts and rivalries, gossip and grudges. On top of that, global capitalism has not treated the town well. Livestock and grain prices are down. Local factories survive by keeping wages low. In the absence of public health insurance, many residents are terrified of getting sick. Teenagers have trouble seeing a future for themselves unless they move away.
Still, what strength of community, what wealth was apparent in that festival! The dinner committee served 1,600 meals. Think of it: a hundred parties of four people each times four.
This was no self-serve buffet. It was a multi-course feast of appetizers, salads, ham, turkey, assorted vegetables and desserts, served by high-schoolers that could pass for professional waiters. My wheelchair-bound nephew and others unable to manage the line-ups on the stairs were welcomed through a side door without steps. Take-out was available for shut-ins, with free delivery.
Parishioners contributed the food. I helped unload a pick-up truck full of huge vats of home-grown potatoes and buckets of gravy that arrived just when I did. A woman told me with quiet pride that she brought 20 berry pies, made of fruit she herself had picked. My cousin Judy Suttner baked umpteen loaves of bread.
Far from cities where colleges offer degrees in hotel and food administration, I stood in awe of the clockwork coordination of complex culinary, custodial, financial, and administrative skills. I doubt that anyone on the committee had an academic credential related to the tasks at hand. It was triumph enough to make a commercial caterer weep.
An auction that evening capped off the festival. Eleven auctioneers, competitors in the local economy, took turns contributing their skills.
Most of the goods sold were products of local work, donated by the producers themselves. Foodstuffs topped the list. Agnes Vossler gave five bottles of her wine, three quarts of her applebutter. Nine farm families donated one hog each; two others gave ground beef. Jim and Mary Haskamp gave one large fresh-baked pie per month for one year, delivered to the buyer’s home (the auctioneer assured doubtful bidders that Mary would do the baking and Jim the delivery).
The means of production were also sold: ten bags of seed beans, four bags of seed corn. Bill and Linda Nordmeyer gave 4,000 tobacco plants, enough to set half an acre. Leroy and Regina Fuemmeler gave two hours of bulldozing, Gebhardt Welding four hours of the proprietor’s labour, and Yung’s Garage two front-end wheel alignments. Carquest Auto Parts gave a tool box and a portable halogen light.
Local businesses contributed what they normally have for sale: country hams from grocery stores, sleeping bags from a local factory, motor oil, grease, tires, and home appliances. Sam and Barbara Audsley, editors and publishers of The Glasgow Missourian, placed two subscriptions on the auction block. The Fishbeak Saloon offered a $25 gift certificate (it went for more than that).
Locally produced items that combine beauty and utility attracted most attention. The silence of keen interest gripped the crowd during bidding for each one, followed by murmurs of “Who got it?” and “I should have bid.” There were no fewer than nine hand-made quilts: bear paw, green Irish, nine-patch, pink hearts, mauve-and-green embroidered, computer-generated local scenes, toad in the pond, baby-size, and trip around the world. I bought for my wife an off-white afghan made in popcorn stitch, my cousin Lydia’s handiwork.
The Glasgow community is divided religiously among half a dozen denominations. This event was to benefit just one, but the diners, contributors, buyers, and auctioneers encompassed all the congregations.
I stood in line for dinner with the local Methodist minister. Among his gifts is a rich baritone, which he shares with residents of all denominations in hymnfests at the nursing home where my mother lives. He is married to the Lutheran pastor in a nearby town. They live near her workplace. He commutes. He showed me pictures of their young adopted son. He told me the birth mother wanted the boy to have a Christian upbringing.
If the town is full of sectarian bigotry I couldn’t see it. The same goes for sexist bigotry. Did you notice, even from the few identified above, how most of the auction donations were from couples? Most enterprises in Glasgow, farm and non-farm, are joint ventures of a husband and a wife. It is an economic arrangement that breeds respect for one another’s work and skill, and that reinforces the marriage bond.
I left the auction before it was done, missed my chance to win the door prize. I wanted to take the afghan to show Mom before she would retire for the night. The lady in charge insisted on showing it also to the other residents. They oohed and ahed over the popcorn stitch, explaining to me how it is done.
The thought occurred to me that night: this is what Christopher Lasch wrote about, what the Working Centre tries to promote. It is a way of life in which purchasing power is valued less than the power to produce with one’s own mind and hands. It is a culture that tries to make room for everybody, pay a little respect and look for ways to make a trade.
The black American novelist, A. J. Verdelle, put it this way in her 1995 novel, The Good Negress: “When you. put y’hands on somethin’ and make it somethin’ else, that will heal you lower places than you cry from.”
St. Mary’s Fall Festival left me feeling hopeful. This is not to say optimistic. I know that, statistically, celebrations like this are becoming rare. The culture of global capitalism gnaws daily at little communities in every corner of the earth.
Lasch points out that optimism is a cheap and shallow attitude, dependent on statistical projections. Hope is something deeper, rooted in what people can do in the face of all odds when they set their minds to it.
The bidding was fierce for a set of eight miniature farm implements: three tractors, a mower, a baler, a rake, a mulch tiller and a 12-row planter. These toys have became, I suspect, a Christmas gift from farm parents to farm child. There are plenty of children in Glasgow whose hearts are set on growing up like Mom and Dad. With faith, hope, love, and luck, some of them will succeed.
